American Fitness Model & Playgirl Model, Andy Lane
Years Active: 2010
Mr. Lane… in the living room…with the lead pipe! It’s all bigger in Texas, which is why this homegrown hottie is six times sexy!
If he could live anywhere, it’d be on the moon (insert telescope joke here!) his favorite food is “Whatever you’re buying”.
Andy claims he masturbates twelve times daily and has had 42,000 sexual partners. He also says he’s straight, but who knows what to believe? Who cares? This sandy blond stud looks good for a living! It’s our honor to keep him (oh so gainfully) employed.